i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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