My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize