JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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