I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
