Do you still have your period?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Randomize
