What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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