She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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