Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She told me I should be a condom model.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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