Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
How's work?
Spinning.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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