I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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