does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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