i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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