Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
