just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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