So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
