Im at strip club and am horny
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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