i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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