i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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