Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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