our cab driver is having phone sex.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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