so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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