With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
it glows. i had to have it.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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