My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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