thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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