just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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