Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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