He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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