i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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