What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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