Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
accomplished twins. life is a go
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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