Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
