He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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