So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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