so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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