Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I had to cum in my sink.
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