i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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