so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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