my phone cant type all the emotion im having
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I am available for nakedness
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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