1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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