your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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