i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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