So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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