The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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