David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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