I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He has the fingertips of a God
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