If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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