all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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