I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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