He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Success! We fucked roommates!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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