Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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