As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My bed smells like the plague
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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