billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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