he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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