what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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